Saturday, October 11, 2008

John McCain - Has not yet heard of Chernobyl

(CNN) -- Republican vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin denied Saturday that she had abused her power as Alaska's governor, a conclusion reached by a state investigator in a report released the day before.

http://edition.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/10/11/palin.investigation/

I need to learn how she just ignores the findings of an independent and theoretically unbiased and fully objective state investigator.


State investigator: She's a she-beast battle-axe armed with a rifle and golden blonde highlights!

Sarah Palin's response: "Nu-uh... Maverick!"

(don't quote me, I'm para-phrasing and imaginating)


Clearly, I'm having a hard time with this political season. I need to make sense of it all, so I swore celibacy (okay, attempted celibacy) on my collection of Cosmopolitan, US Weekly, and People Magazines. They were the most sacred text available in the land.

Sideways cat says, vote with your brain. If you don't have a brain, don't vote.


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