The highly anticipated new video for Britney Spears' new single, Womanizer, has just been released. Please, take a listen. I'll give you a minute to think it over on your own.
http://www.mtv.com/overdrive/?vid=288244
Mmm. That was hot, huh? I mean, I give the girl credit where credit is due. Bravo on looking like you never had kids. Too bad you also acted as if you never had kids, as well. However, Team Britney swears that this is just a temporary setback (yeah, temporary) and that her career will return to at least a pale shadow of its former glory. There is nobody I know that would reject naked Britney in a sauna, she looks amazing as either a dangerous redhead and with a short black bob suited for any dominatrix. I'm sure her sons are so proud... sniff.
The music is a gimmick, the poor girl is a gimmick, and she's been used by American media for way too long. Free Britney! Let her just... return to her southern roots. Playing amongst broken, smashed cars, rusted washing machines in the yard, and tree climbin' are all just part of growing up in America, after all. We want to make sure that the Spears' kids have the same down-home country childhood that was provided for Britney and Jamie-Lynn. Those boys will be in show business as soon as they can say "con-tract" or when they escape. Whatever comes first.
Thank you, MTV, for reminding me why I'm angry at you. Not only for feeding the consumer machine. Oh, no my friend. Also for bastardizing music and dictating the 10 songs that America will deem "AWESOME" and "so hot" for two weeks; until something shiny or The Jonas Brothers distract them.
MTV, I'll respect you when you actually PLAY MUSIC on your music television station.
Britney, good luck escaping the Labyrinth.
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